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    Kuba

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    Re: Your Brains

    Post by Kuba on Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:27 pm

    Heya, Tom' it’s Bob from the office down the hall
    Good to see you, buddy; how’ve you been?
    Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
    I really wish you’d let us in
    I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
    Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

    I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
    To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
    Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
    And then you’ll have to make the call
    I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
    You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    But, Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

    I’d like to help you, Tom, in any way I can
    I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
    I’m not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am
    I guess I am

    I’ve got another meeting, Tom; maybe we could wrap it up
    I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
    Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
    I guess we’ll table this for now
    I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
    Thank you for your time; I know we’re all busy as hell
    And we’ll put this thing to bed
    When I bash your head open

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

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