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    Kazz

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    SO WIERD.

    Post by Kazz on Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:36 pm

    You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

    Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

    Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

    The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

    "Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
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    Danneh

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by Danneh on Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:15 am

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    Whatshername

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by Whatshername on Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:28 am

    ... Oh you asshole.
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    Skittles

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by Skittles on Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:54 am

    http://xkcd.com/391/

    I knew this would come in handy.
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    blizen

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by blizen on Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:31 pm

    Whatshername wrote:... Oh you asshole.

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by Lilly on Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:18 pm

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    blizen

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    Re: SO WIERD.

    Post by blizen on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:47 pm

    ^RAGE MODE!!!!!!

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