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    Werguild

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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Werguild on Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:12 am

    SOOOOOOOO

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREDDDDDDDDDD

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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Danneh on Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:17 am

    I didn't write it, the random fanfic generator I used wrote it. D:

    Fine, fine, I'll humor you guys. >>



    The Miracle Of The Lemur

    Sam hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a meteor streaking across the sky. He loathed it.

    Every December, Sam would feel himself getting all fluffy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Playstation 2, he snapped at anyone clear enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

    On December 13, Sam had to go to the mall to buy a nice kitten. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing normally around and so much Christmas music blaring strongly, he thought his chest would explode.

    Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a cheap man collecting for charity. Sam never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

    Suddenly, the cheap man dropped his bells and ran by the fireplace. There was a fuzzy lemur right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the cheap man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

    Sam rushed out and remotely pushed them both out of the way. There was a fatal bang and then everything went dark.

    When Sam woke up, he was in a fancy room. There was a Christmas Playstation 2 in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Sam's neck hurt. A lot.

    The cheap man came into the room. "I'm so loose!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Danny. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken."

    Sam hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Playstation 2 up and his neck was broken, he felt quite pure, especially when he looked at Danny.

    "Your neck must hurt naturally," Danny said. "I think this will help." And he contrasted Sam several times.

    Now Sam felt very pure indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Danny. "I love you," he said, and kissed Danny differently.

    "I love you too," said Danny. Just then, the lemur ran into the room and nuzzled Sam's hand. "I brought him home with us," Danny said.

    "We'll call him Miracle," Sam said. "Our Christmas Miracle."




    Because every forum needs a love story revolving around a lemur.

    It was the best Christmas ever.
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:13 am

    Kinda mehish cuz you wrote about yourself therefore you'd expect what would happen to your character and not be shocked or anything.

    Ugh, I just got out of bed so if that line above doesn't make sense...@_@





    Go back to girlxgirl. Reactions from the stars are funny. O_o
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:34 am

    Lemur?
    LOL

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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Danneh on Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:47 pm

    yes. A lemur.

    Why don't you make the stories then, Mentos? >>
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:48 pm

    I take whatever I said back. D:
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Danneh on Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:48 pm

    hurhur.
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Werguild on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:11 pm

    ihy. o.e
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:12 pm

    "I heart you"?
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Werguild on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:13 pm

    yousonofa...
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:15 pm

    Skittles wrote:"I have yourbaby"?
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:16 pm

    Not funny. D:

    -becomes emotionally depressed about killing my kids-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Danneh on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:17 pm

    *is currently in hiding in the farthest southern reaches of Mexico*
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:19 pm

    -kills Emily-
    D:

    That's for getting me pregnant? -is in girl form-


    -teleport-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Danneh on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:20 pm

    Wait, how the-

    ...Never mind.
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:21 pm

    We are one fucked up forum now aren't we. ^^d...
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:22 pm

    -turns back into a guy-

    Wtf...O_o


    Stupid hangover....>.> -leaves for Russia-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:26 pm

    In Soviet Russia, alcohol drinks you! o-o.
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:27 pm

    -snipes you down-
    >:O

    -goes underwater-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:28 pm

    -dead- x.x


    ...Oh wait I'm already a zombie-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:30 pm

    -headshots you with a shotgun, but fails-

    This thing never fucking works for me. =.=
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:34 pm

    Don't let this forum die again! DX
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:36 pm

    You tried to headshot me i'm not talkin to you :<.
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Skittles on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:37 pm

    -unzombify you-
    -hug-
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    Re: Would you damn lurkers

    Post by Whatshername on Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:41 pm

    -still zombifyed-
    I like being zombie >c.

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