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    Werguild

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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:07 pm

    Yes.
    With a 2liter bottle of soda to boot.
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:08 pm

    o.o; High blood pressure doesn't sound like a good way to go, either.

    Then again, what is?
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    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:10 pm

    Dying in a blaze of glory from gunshot wounds caused by the police trying to take you down for going on a rampage in the city with 2 ak-47's and a cache of grenades? o-o
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Claraverelia on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:11 pm

    heart attack from to much sex?
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Danneh on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:11 pm

    Sam knows his stuff. XD
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    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:11 pm

    Claraverelia wrote:heart attack from to much sex?


    OR THIS.
    THIS IS A NICE WAY TO DIE.
    PLEASE?!
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Danneh on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:12 pm

    Werguild wrote:
    Claraverelia wrote:heart attack from to much sex?


    OR THIS.
    THIS IS A NICE WAY TO DIE.
    PLEASE?!

    Seconded...

    ...though I can't see that happening to me. Ever. DX
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:14 pm

    Lol. O_o

    Or I've always thought jumping off a very high skyscraper in NYC with your iPod in your ears tuned to your favorite song would be a lovely way to die ^-^...
    Though you could give someone below a heart attack when you land ]:... Wouldn't want to do that...
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:15 pm

    O-K

    My old friend Orlando wants to play my ps2, so I gotta go-
    BBL AND HE SAYS "YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF"
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    Post by SkylerOcon on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:16 pm

    I do like to fuck, yes I do.

    Tell him I say thanks
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:16 pm

    o_o He sounds nice...
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Claraverelia on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:22 pm

    Very Happy
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 pm

    I just realized this post was supposed to be like a virtual vending machine
    ...o.o It's so weird how people can get off topic so fast
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Claraverelia on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:34 pm

    i have no quarters so no soda for me :<

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    Post by Icky on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:36 pm

    Claraverelia wrote:i have no quarters so no soda for me :<
    *hands you a lemon*
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:54 pm

    -Puts two quarters in-
    I'll get you one! Very Happy
    -One soda comes out-

    ...Cheap-os...
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by michelle on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:55 pm

    does this vending machine sell candy by any chance? :D
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:56 pm

    OMGHAI MICHELLE.
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    Post by michelle on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:58 pm

    i want a milky way D:
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    Post by Whatshername on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:02 pm

    Dude... Your icon makes my eyes hurt from staring at it x.x...

    I think it has candy in it. o-o -Puts in a quarter- I want a snickers bar! Very Happy
    -A Baby Ruth comes out-

    o.o;; Close enough
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by michelle on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:04 pm

    is it really that fast? o_o
    babe ruth has to do.
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:15 pm

    *pops a dollar in*

    whrrrrrrrrr-kerplunck.

    'You have gotten Wine Bottle (1)'

    lul-

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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Icky on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:17 pm

    Hey Sam, how have you been?
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    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:17 pm

    Nah nah nah nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHAHAHAHAHHHHH
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    Re: ~Vending Machine~

    Post by Werguild on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:18 pm

    Absolutely terrible, as always.

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